Oh schnap. We got a callback from last week’s audition. Getting the news was sort of like getting baptized again—only this time the water was warm and I wasn’t wearing white underwear. As the good book sayeth, “He hath opened the heavens and rained down blessings upon the Umble.” The Hebrew word for blessings literally […]Read more "Don’t Call Me. I’ll Call You…Back."
DISCLAIMER: I did not sign up for this. Do I look like Sharon Leal to you? No, I don’t act. I took DRAMA 101 because I heard it was a gut. A few months ago, I told you about my trip with Eliot to a New York modeling agency. That mission was a FAIL, probably because […]Read more "No Take Five. Take Me Home."
So I have a confession. I took Elie Mae to a modeling agency. In New York. While wearing black. You see, I had this notion that just because I was entering an agency, they would look at me before judging Eliot. So I wore all black and tried to suck in my cheeks. I kind […]Read more "No Toddlers and Tiaras Here"