My two-month-old baby, Juliet, slept nine hours last night. Then these things happened: 1) I woke up, and racism was over. I didn’t even see color. Everyone was iridescent, and they just hated me for my character but said I was good at sports. 2) Not only that, but the people who would have been […]Read more "When Your Baby Sleeps Nine Hours"
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