Dear Baby Borrower, I understand you wanted to play a joke on your wife. I’m the same way with my husband. An idea will pop in my head, and I’ll think, How funny would that be?! Like what if I dragged a dead deer in from the street and propped him up in the driver’s […]Read more "Open Letter To The Guy Who Wanted To Borrow My Baby Real Quick"
Man, you think you’ve seen it all after having a baby. I’ve changed the diapers, I’ve caught the spit up, I’ve even picked the boogers out with my bare pinky. And I do it out of love. Anything for Elie Mae. But there are times when I find EM pushing the limits just for the […]Read more "Pooping with Rick James"