I did the unthinkable. I bought Elie Mae a Halloween costume. I know, I know. I had planned to sew her the Confederate flag onesie and make her push a small cannon through the streets. I thought this perfect for an 11-month-old. Alas, I’ve been sucked into the microwave generation. I walked into Old Navy […]Read more "Why I Must Make Elie Mae’s Costume Myself"
DISCLAIMER: I did not sign up for this. Do I look like Sharon Leal to you? No, I don’t act. I took DRAMA 101 because I heard it was a gut. A few months ago, I told you about my trip with Eliot to a New York modeling agency. That mission was a FAIL, probably because […]Read more "No Take Five. Take Me Home."